in case of emergency

have you ever been in a situation where someone you are close to is sad and needs to be cheered up? then you can do several things

1. walk away
2. sit there and watch your sad friend
3. call a funny person to cheer them up
4. tell your sad friend to see a comedian
5. if all else fails, then use an emergency clown nose!

the emergency clown nose is made for situations exactly like this!
(i bet they have one of these at a cracker barrel somewhere... i need one of these!)